Zebras -- watch out!

It's been a while, the semester was a lot of work and I found myself too tired to share the stories. Most of them are forgotten if not recorded quickly.

This story, however, will never be forgotten because ... well, you'll see.

I was trying to get my freshmen students to understand the mathematical concept of domain, in situations that were non-mathematical. For example, where do fish live? It was surprisingly difficult with this particular group on this particular day.

I asked, "Where do zebras live?"
A kid says, sincerely, "In the zoo?"
Another kid said, "Zebras are mean."
Another, "We almost got a zebra, but didn't because they're mean."
Another kid, "Can zebras eat you?"
Me, "Yes."

I decided to share the story, actually was compelled, with my precalculus students. When I finished, a student was laughing really hard and said, "They're so stupid, zebras can't eat you unless you're already dead!"

True story!