Today a student bragged, "Mr, I helped save 3 lives." (She donated blood.)
I said, "Thanks for contributing to over-population. Now, we're all going to die."
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I have a few re-takers in the college algebra class I teach for the community college. Today they were giving me a hard time for "failing them." Mostly, it was just one person.
During the instruction I informed the class, "You'll be doing this all year."
The re-taker said, "You mean all semester."
I said, "For some of us, a year."
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